Chienne

I hate pretty girls.

They make me feel like shit.

Heart on the line

3 months.

10 days.

It's a miracle.

  

We're gonna be okay, right?

Je suis à court de mots

I feel like
I lost everything when you're gone
Left remembering what it's like
To have you here with me
I thought you should know
You're not making this easy

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I'm not gonna say yes without a ring, my dear.

Hello.

I know i'm not very active here and you, my non-existent readers must be wondering why. It's the holidays and i'm under house arrest, just why is my blog so dead? Well boys and girls, here's why.

CHLOE'S TUMBLR!

 

Okay. Maybe that's not the reason and i'm not very active there as well (blame facebook and pet society) but it's a good way to share the link? No?

p.s Natalie Oh, the size of your waist cannot be 600 cm because that's approximately

6 metres (19 feet)

 =.="

Mon ami

Here we go, Come with me,
There's a world out there that we should see,
Take my hand, close your eyes,
With you right here, I'm a rocketeer

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The Perverted One

Her Name : Michelle Tomato Fu Mei Yan.

Aka : Tomato. Michelle Tomato. Tomato Fu. Fu Mei Yan Tomato. Mei Yan Tomato/ Tomato Mei Yan. Tomato Fu Mei/ Mei Fu. Etc.

She is : the girl who sits next to me in class.

Surprisingly, I got nothing to write about you. Will you still declare this blog awesome? Pretty please? With tomatoes?  

Well i guess i'll just say thank you for always being there for me. For lending me both your ears when i need someone to talk to and for giving me your words of wisdom even though i make you speechless most of the time and you can't really imagine yourself in my shoes.

I promise you i'll give you credits when "Titanic on Plane" starts screening and when i get rich for making your life story into a movie, i'll open a coffee shop and hire you so you can meet your prince charming there.

I will never forget how we hold hands and "introduce" ourselves. Nor will i forget about the whole toilet incident (yes... Yes... YES...). This is just one of the few memorable things that happened to me when you're around and i'm sure there's many more to come.

So cheers to you, my perverted little friend for being so awesome.

p.s i'm still waiting for my statue of liberty.



Joyeux Anniversaire, mon amour.

I’ll tell you what the end of the world will be like.

It will be a final moment, both terrible and heartbreaking. Absolute chaos. People running as fast as they ever have, cars filling every road and freeway, phone lines backed up trying to process millions of calls, fingers flying over keyboards, thumbs texting like rapid fire, long lines of people trying to cram themselves into subways and airplanes. All of them trying to tell someone else,

“i love you.”

It’s not the end of the world yet, but don’t wait until then to tell them. The worst thing isn’t the end of the world. It’s what you didn’t finish - what you didn’t say when you had the chance.

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So it's not the end of the world just yet but i'm not gonna wait to tell you,

Happy Birthday, Marcus Lee ;)

You stole my heart.

I'm going to steal your last name.

Il sognatore è finalmente sveglio

What would you say if I asked you not to go
To forget everyone
Forget everything and start over with me?
Would you take my hand and never let me go?

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This is it.

It’s now. Or never.

My first proper blog post.

Finally.

I think the reason why my blog is so dead is because I don’t like to write. I have the ideas but not the words. I have the imagination but not the inspiration. I’m partially inspired but not at all motivated.

Or maybe I’m just lazy.

Anyways, this post is decided to;

The Crazy Weird One

Her Name : Natulah Nut Low Eng Chan Teow Yo Yo Yo Yo Yong Wassup Dawg Chai Tan Weng Hor Lee CatDog Li Squarepants Elisabeth Mary Danielle Geography Rockerfeller TimesSquare Honda Subaru Oh Ih.

Aka : Natulah Nut Low Eng Chan Teow Yo Yo Yo Yo Yong Wassup Dawg Chai Tan Weng Hor Lee CatDog Li Squarepants Elisabeth Mary Danielle Geography Rockerfeller TimesSquare Honda Subaru Oh Ih.

Nuff’ Said.

She is: My gila-gila partner. My awesome yet sometimes… friend. The one with the boobs. *does hand motions*. The girl who accidently “let go” of her exam paper from the second floor balcony. The girl who got her foot stuck in the dustbin. The girl with awesome drawing skills. The owner of that Natalie Land of hers. The owner of “Natalie ‘R’ Us” and “Natalie’s slaves”. The one with the weird dreams, dancing on french fries, anyone? The girl who came over at 7 in the morning and not let me sleep. The girl who puts 10 teaspoons of sugar into her coffee. The one you should find if your stationeries are missing,

“Natalie! Have you seen my pen?”

“No.”

“What are you holding?”

“Opps.”

Cheers to you, my good friend for updating my blog.

Alien invasions, but, the good kind.

What if it's love? Like it's forev-

You know what? Natalie just doesn't do posts containing only song lyrics, some romantic quotes here and there and an artistic picture at the top. Yup, I have infiltrated Hor Yan's blog, and by drastic measures, acquired the password by.. asking her.
Everyone, faint in shock please;

I would put something retarded like this,
and start rambling on my day or writing funny romance-gone-wrong stories,
Talk about retarded stuff, add a cryptic paragraph here and there about how I really feel deep inside,
Post occasional conversations between me and my friends, which I find amusing,
Or let the whole world know that I bankrupted McDonalds.
And yes. I have gotten tons better at it.
I actually make money now :D:D

Okay, before I get too carried away ( too late ) , that this is not my blog, it is Hor Yan's :D
This is how she would update;

( Insert blog post here )

Blog Updated.
Done. Now I can go watch my movies/Now I can go back to sleep.

MMM.

Tai Hor Yan; Future Manager.
Nuff' Said.

Bring in the billions ;D

So yes, the extremely perasanted Natalie has only written about herself.
TEEHEE.

:)