That would be the 5th accidental call from you and it would be the first time since you insulted my socks, approximately 2 years and 5 months ago, that I am actually disappointed to see your name on the caller I.D. This Sunday would mark the start of the 6th week you stopped hogging my thoughts like you once did for 90 over weeks. This post would be your 37th and also your last post here on this blog because I have exhausted 20k words on you. P.S. you ruined that song for me and I still very much hate bananas.
